SlutBox May 2018 Review


May is SlutBox’s premier into the subscription world! If you’re wondering why I’d subscribed to a box with such a name… Why not?! With so many subscription services providing the same cookie cutter items, I was yearning to find unique and exciting items to look forward to. Founded by Amber Rose, The annual SlutWalk festival which led to the SlutBox subscription is all about women empowerment. Quoting the SlutWalk’s mission statement,  the festival’s goal is “…raising awareness about sexual injustice and gender inequality.” Who wouldn’t want to be apart of a movement like this?!  When I saw a spoiler on MySubscriptionAddiction a few weeks ago, I knew I needed to pre-order my box.

What’s In The Box?

There are a mixture of 10 full sized items and sample sized items in this month’s SlutBox. In addition, there’s a 26 page guide that goes in great detail of the subscription’s manifesto, description of each item, and even a timeline of sluts through out history  from Lilith, Sappho, Cleopatra, Bell Hooks, Frida and many more women! This guide is packed with a ton of quality information, I will actually hold on to it (I normally throw the reading material away from most boxes.)

I am in my mid twenties, I do not intend to use a neck lifting cream for many years! It has a massaging head attached to it so you never have to physically touch the cream. Can this be used for lifting my derriere?

  • Exclusive Pastease

I have never worn pasties before so I am super excited to try these out. They’re self-adhesive, latex free and waterproof!

A lip stick that donates 50% of earnings towards charity and the other 50% towards a civil rights group is worth buying! The texture is very smooth and dries to a matte finish in less than a minute.

  • Deo Doc  Deospray Intimate- 1.7oz

If you are familiar with Summer’s Eve or FDS feminine sprays than that’s what this is, but in a trial size which is perfect for your purse during the summer or your gym bag.

I had to try this out! Many of them are typically a disappointment, and this wasn’t any different… they all tend to burn more than get me aroused.

These are different from any other condoms I’ve ever seen. Are you familiar with ribbed condoms? These have a hexagonal web that is raised on the INSIDE for pleasure for your partner. This is great for guys who dislike condoms! It is inspired to offer comfort and pleasure for him. My significant other and I also tried these and we weren’t a fan 🙁 it also threw my Ph balance off!

This cream has a strong smell of mint or eucalyptus, but fades after a few minutes. It absorbs fast, a little goes a long way and leaves the skin fairly silky! This would be great to use (and re-test) during the winter months.

The fragrance is banana pudding and it smells just like it! It goes on silky and provides a slight shine to your lips.

  • “I am a slut of the people, for the people, by the people.” T-Shirt by FashionNova

The material  of this t-shirt is light and soft.

This box has a TRUE value of more than double the $29.99 cost filled with quality products. What do you guys think? Would you subscribe to a future box?  I’m actually excited to see what other goodies will be included months to come.

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